Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Split second

Split second

By FLIPmcCOOL - 15/05/2014 22:57 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML

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By Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 22:01

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML

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By scalmon - 13/05/2011 17:08 - United States

Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By bg4545 - 24/03/2016 03:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML

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Memory man

By Anonymous - 20/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Kennebunk

Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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Freudian slip

By Daria_Weiner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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Sorry sweaty, my brain is melting

By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 22:01

Today, while intoxicated, I accidentally called my girlfriend by female roommate's name. Panicked, I tried to correct myself and said my female best friend's name. My relationship with both is 100% platonic, but as a last ditch effort, completely frazzled, I said my cat's name. Now she won't stop calling me by her ex's name. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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Friday 16 May 2014 10:48

Should've had a Twix

maxii290594 8

Friday 16 May 2014 10:52

Wrong answer buddy , wrong answer ... You're screwed

Comments

Saikon1357 25

Friday 16 May 2014 20:37

So when's the foursome?

russfml 31

Friday 16 May 2014 21:09

Either way you lost that battle regardless of what you said buddy. Or ya could say you read it in Kama sutra as a new move lol

Lancer033 5

Friday 16 May 2014 21:12

always use pet names in moments of passion or anger. say her name only when you're thinking clearly.

rockhead1270 5

Friday 16 May 2014 21:18

Either way, at least you know Sara has good sex

JRtheSnowman 5

Friday 16 May 2014 21:27

Next time say Sarah Connor, then explain your Terminator fetish

MrBowman 12

Friday 16 May 2014 22:36

Hey man, it happened to me too once, oddly enough she didn't care, and continued on. Best of luck to you man.

fabs1171 23

Saturday 17 May 2014 0:28

The only time my husband talked in his sleep - he repeated his ex girlfriend's name three times. Funny thing was I was heavily pregnant with our third child that I delivered the next morning. He can't remember the dream and I genuinely think its a funny story as I'm the one he married and we've now been married 24 years. OP I'm sorry that you said the wrong name - hopefully your wife will find it funny one day.

mkcherry 14

Saturday 17 May 2014 0:42

The one time I ever did that it was someone who I have never had sex with, do not find attractive. If shes not reasonable and forgiving, you made a mistake marrying her.