Spoiled the mood

By DFR - 09/06/2010 13:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
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DreamerofWorlds 0

If he said it in a "haha, jk" kind of way, then you need to chill out. I get the impression that it was meant to be funny, not serious. My boyfriend would probably say something like this, and I'd just sweetly remind him that if angered, I could easily chomp down on him during said ********, lol. It's all in fun.

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much2blunt 0

I think he has to be related to my bf cuz that's exactly what mine would say. haha I feel your pain. but anyway, don't get lazy then it'll give him a reason to get lazy with you.

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pro21 3

with a body like that who needs a mouth?!?

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junker311 0

How is this an FML?

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damador 0

I would give him all the bj's he could want....haha

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cchevy 0

I wish I had thought of that... now I never get them.

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ccovey 2

just a word of advice. don't get lazy. there is always another chick that will do what you won't. all you women should have figured that out by now

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pasiphae9 5

"All you women"? You're right, but it works both ways you know. The way you phrased that made me lol.

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Noyes654 0

it's not a joke, that Oenone surefire way to make him unhappy with his descision and look for them elsewhere. when he does and you post an FML about it, I'll vote YDI

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madmax82988 0

better keep suckin that dick

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beachgirl332 0

your face is a disturbing picture haha jk. his picture is pretty disturbing though.

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vaalex 0

it goes down wayy too low and he should have kept his pants to leave stuff for the imagination... and perhaps gain a lil more weight to balance out the muscles...

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xElizabeth13x 0

haha thx ur so meaannnn! jk I hope u were jk too... haha, at least I put a picture up!

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xElizabeth13x 0

lol sry iknow my pic is interesting too but maybe you shud just pull ur pants over ur dick... haha

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