Sex, Proposal, Romantic and Intimacy: Spoiled the mood

Spoiled the mood

By DFR - 09/06/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML

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You deserved it 23 839

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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By ilivehere - 17/07/2013 14:20 - United States - Moline

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 16:20 - United States - Palmdale

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By snoozerlooser - 25/12/2010 00:00 - Canada

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question". Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By tallesttree54 - 11/11/2016 00:38

Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 23:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML

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whowantsit 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 19:04

don't get lazy

DreamerofWorlds 0

Wednesday 9 June 2010 19:11

If he said it in a "haha, jk" kind of way, then you need to chill out. I get the impression that it was meant to be funny, not serious. My boyfriend would probably say something like this, and I'd just sweetly remind him that if angered, I could easily chomp down on him during said ********, lol. It's all in fun.

Comments

Jinkz 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 3:10

I don't see what's wrong with this...if I'm ganna be with a girl for 50 Years I'm ganna get my dick sucked every now and then

MsTODoubleD 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 3:36

this isn't an fml. it's just funny!

willy4really 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 3:39

Probably just a joke, but take it in a literal sense if you want a sucessful marriage :-D. Nevertheless, congrats to you & yours.

JaZzie_dUh 9

Thursday 10 June 2010 5:49

Tell him not to get lazy with his head giving either! =)

InfantryMarc 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 14:37

166 is pretty damn hott

Lmfao_69 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 6:00

lol OP your respond should have been "HEY, & i hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy at f***ing me and eating me out" ps. Don't get lazy :D

agbhawks 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 6:34

he's right

Ellira87 4

Thursday 10 June 2010 6:36

lmfao..Thats something my bf would say. lucky we both enjoy it

sallen0046 4

Thursday 10 June 2010 7:01

How horrible it must be to have a fiance that jokes with you. If you're going to marry someone, you better get used to the idea of not liking the way some things are going to get stated. If you're going to go all FML every single time he says something without dancing around it 14 ways to make sure he doesn't offend you, you might as well give up on the entire idea of marriage, because let me tell you, it just gets worse.