Spoiled the mood

By DFR - 09/06/2010 13:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
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DreamerofWorlds 0

If he said it in a "haha, jk" kind of way, then you need to chill out. I get the impression that it was meant to be funny, not serious. My boyfriend would probably say something like this, and I'd just sweetly remind him that if angered, I could easily chomp down on him during said ********, lol. It's all in fun.

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chillinAK 9

Hes probably under the assumption that marriage would make it happen less. Most people are lol. I've been married for 11 years and my husband doesn't complain lol ;)

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irockfendergirl 0

37- Agreed. My husband was under the same assumption, but he was wrong about me :) His ex wife quit giving him bj's after they got married. So I guess it does happen.

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Eldir 0

win just win. course he should make sure to eat her out, hell I love doing it it's fun to do.

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CommentExplainer 0

He wants the difference between you and a mosquito to be when he slaps the mosquito, it stops sucking.

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capilot 10

There's an old joke that goes like this: Q: why are brides so happy at weddings? A: because they know they've given their last *******.

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perdix 29

Another old joke goes: Q: What's the difference between a job and a wife? A: After 20 years, the job still sucks. The reality, for me at least, is that the oral sex is better after marriage. She really tries hard to deep-throat, and after 12 years, she finally started to suck balls.

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02CBM3 0

TRUTH!! haha jk... no but seriously..truth

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youthink_fml 0

It's a fact that some people get lazy about things after they're married. He only wanted you to know it's not something he'd like. Your reaction though makes me think he had a reason to say it.

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Furbz 0

Atleast he's saying that you're good!

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hobogirl 0

just tell him he better not get sloppy at going down on u. you also probably should have given him a blow til after u hot married so he would know how good u were. or you should've sucked on purpose! sucks to be you, literally!

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