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By BadgerSpirit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke my husband up at 2 a.m., screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally said, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four-year-old daughter with her blanket. FML

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By lon01t - 07/05/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML

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ceddyz17 10

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:49

a badger? is she that hairy

Awahso 25

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:53

Wow, self esteem boost for her

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iHateThisLife 10

Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:49

lucky u didn't hit her with a broom

1miss_fortune3 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:50

All I can imagine is something out of a cartoon....

Grimmerie 31

Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:50

that sounds like a hairy situation. why badger your husband with your inane assumptions? you two behaved like animals. next time, just burrow into your blankets and keep quiet.

InASortOfRunicRh 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 20:04

I see what you did there -.-

cro101 4

Thursday 17 October 2013 5:09

36 and 43, hahaha!

babycakess10 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:52

lol I find it funny that he was screaming without knowing what he was screaming about

ydur 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:52

this is too funny..dumb aswell, poor girl comes in because she is probably scarred and her parents start screaming badger...thats going to be a very odd memory for her