Awkward, Parents and Love: Spy vs. Spy

Spy vs. Spy

By bumblebee - 14/09/2009 21:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I liked. We sat in the gardens, me facing the path, him with his back to it. We were in deep conversation when I noticed a dog that looked exactly like mine. Then I looked up and saw a man that looked like my dad. Yes - my parents followed me on a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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Creeped out

By DaddysGirl - 16/10/2011 10:36 - Canada

Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML

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By perfectlybrokenx - 24/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

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Fashion Week

By NotAGoodStart - 07/03/2020 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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Escape game

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 11:01

Today, my date escaped through a second-storey bathroom window before our drinks even arrived. She later texted me that it wasn’t my fault, I just reminded her too much of her father, even though I’m two years younger than her and look nothing like the photos I've seen of him. FML

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By crawfo - 31/08/2009 13:54 - Australia

Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 10:35 - Norway

Today, I got a phone call from a friend, who lives in the same neighbourhood as me, wondering if it was my father she saw walking a dog by her house, wearing only his boxers. It was. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:21

kill them. its the only logical solution.

catherine42 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:22

wow your parents have no respect for your privacy... creepers

Comments

skullbuster 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 16:42

Yes, Dad - in a garden - with a dog - outdoors.. he is STALKING YOU. Or, maybe he was just walking the ******* dog and someone is a little self-involved.

repyourcliche 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 18:02

aha, touche.

kukopia 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 16:57

Next time have the decency of introducing your dates to the folks. Saves a lot of hassel. If you comaplained about it to them, don't ever plan on asking for help in life. College, marriage, first house; all on your own now. Have fun with that. Oh wait, you'll have the bf... LOL. Guess you'd better move in with him ASAP. Oh well if he turns out to be a creepy perv. You'll probably miss the dog too. So sad...

GriefBacon 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 18:36

Are you not trustworthy or something?

carpenter_a 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 18:58

it sucks that you can't be trustworthy and your parents feel like they have to follow you.

cheezburgergirl 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 19:58

oh come on it would be an fml if the date was going bad but so far so good stop complaining!!!

thegovunah 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 17:11

my parents actually crashed my first prom date. they went, ate with my girlfriend and i then graciously allowed me to pay the bill after making me an hour late. u had it easy.

FoundManyLemons 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 19:55

That's stupid.

aliealieawhoaa 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:27

your parents are ****** up.

Evox19 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 18:59

you have it ****** easy... my parents would be up my ass whenever i would hold my girlfriends hand :p now i live on my own .... so ... smoke weed... and remember... WATEVA WATEVA ITS MY HOT BODY AND RIGHTS.... WATEVA... >.< I DO WAT I WANT!!!!!