By lizzie1833 - 17/03/2012 14:16 - United States

Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off, I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now… I wait. FML
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mzmush 2

Still worth the same , even covered in poop!!

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Llama_Face89 33

16- they technically only lost $100 :P

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mzmush 2

Still worth the same , even covered in poop!!

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Cad6 24

Indeed #1. It would be a miracle if she actually found the earring tho...

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jannielovesjack 0

I think op deserves it for spending 200 dollars on earrings. :/

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Cad6 24

#9 - Nah. It's a "Shitty" thing for someone to lose $200, no matter how much they spend on earrings.

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Llama_Face89 33

16- they technically only lost $100 :P

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Cad6 24

Meh...good point. Time to go back to elementary school.

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jannielovesjack 0

I agree 16. No matter what you spend that kind of money on, it would suck to loose it. :)

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

I think OP deserves it for going to sleep with expensive earrings on..not for buying them.

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LoveMay 10

25 - Well what's one earring without the other? There's no point of having the one earring. So technically, she would loose $200 if she doesn't find the missing one. 46 - OP never said they were going to sleep. It says 'I was laying down in bed' which doesn't necessarily mean at night or to go to sleep.

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SolarGirl32 6

46 - It never says OP lay down to sleep. I'm laying down as I type this comment with no intention of going to sleep.

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cobaltss06 1

No they lost $200. It does say one of my $200 earrings

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iamyummylicious 14

If a pair of earrings cost 200 dollars then logically one would cost 100 dollars.

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lstrawberrycake 12

Well what if one earring was 200? And combined they were 400

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LMA0 5

97- Then that would be a different pair of earrings altogether.

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cheaptrix 6

37- when you comment, I imagine it being said by a mouse yelling... Is it just me?

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sullysair123 19

It would be worth even more because the bacteria in the dog's stomach makes it even shinier...

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xLights_Out 3

Have fun digging through his poo, looking for your earring

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DogsPaw 16

I would take it to the vet... It could cut up anything on the way out

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LMA0 5

65- That was even worse than the "shitty situation" jokes. You should be ashamed.

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JRFaceless 8

Now you can fish through animal shit just like in Jurassic Park! Just remember to wash your hands before eating.

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jannielovesjack 0

Op wash your hands very thoroughly -shudders-!

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kittenvks 11

And Gone In Sixty Seconds as well :)

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M0NK3Yz 2

it only a $2 earring that you thought it was $200 ...

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Cad6 24

Yea #4, because a $2 earring is worth writing an FML for.

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Awsumuzzie 12

I feel like they're trying to hypnotize the OP through a comment.

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sxdryv 14

Huh? Is that even English? Sounds more like a monosyllabic Neanderthal - just saying :)

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xtalondriver 10

Do you have your super super pooper scooper?

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LO388 7

Super duper pooper scooper*

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JayJ17 7

Why do people on this have to comment about EVERY SINGLE spelling error. Holy shit you know what they mean! Get a life and stop being soo paranoid :/

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BeMyLove15 10

Pets come with a price, but its worth it(:

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jillianmathers12 13

No it's like this :)

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SupahAsian 4

Well, her pet is worth an extra $200 then.

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pslcdsl 9

Dog's POV: Today I was playfully nibbling my owner's ear and suddenly, a hard, small object went down my throat. Here comes the wait. FML

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radiocrash 4

why would you spend 200$ on earrings?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Why would you spend $________ on a car/signed baseball/concert tickets/etc...? Don't be an ignorant dick

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julialinn 2

It's not like she spent a million on them.. plus, she could be really into fashion. It also might've been a gift.

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JonnyGoldsmithXX 0

Who said she bought them? They could be a gift.

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Alexisthebestest 16

Maybe they were a gift. Then again, if I spent $200 on a pair of earrings, I wouldn't wear them around the house just because. I would wear them for a special occasion. Hopefully OP gets their earring back & the dog is unharmed.

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Mischief109 11

Hey guys, just in case this hadn't been said at least three times above me, maybe the earrings were a gift..

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Becca_BooP 8

This reminded me of Marley and Me when the dog swallowed the necklace. I hope you find it though! Good luck :)

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aquaeyedsiren 0

aww poor puppy! I sure as hell wouldn't want an earring going through my digestive tract :(

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A100893 30

At least you know you're getting it back.

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