Poopoo peepee, Relatable, Awkward and Health: Stage 1?

Stage 1?

By Waterfalls - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

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By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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By watersport - 10/03/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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Dizzy

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I fainted in my bathroom, full on naked and sprawled out on my bathroom floor. When I came to, I was in pain from landing on my side and very disoriented. I sat up and could see my husband just roll over in bed and go to sleep. He didn’t even ask me if I was OK. FML

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SO FRUSTRATING

By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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JMichael 25

Tuesday 7 October 2014 23:11

That is a bad day..dear lord I hope I don't have those days.

christian1509 21

Tuesday 7 October 2014 23:13

In 5th grade I dreamt that I had woken up and walked to the toilet and peed only to wake up in pissed sheets :/

Comments

lateralligator 12

Wednesday 8 October 2014 14:37

I would get dizzy from standing up too fast a lot due to very low iron and blood sugar. Might be worth a doctor's visit if its a frequent thing! sorry about the bedspread OP

MsKatieFace 11

Wednesday 8 October 2014 21:36

I get those dreams multiple times a week, Sometimes multiple a night, but Ialmost always stop myself in my dreamfrom peeing because something feels wrong, then I wake up. Other times I pee in the dream but I've never peed the bed and usually don't need a wee when I wake up.

MsKatieFace 11

Wednesday 8 October 2014 21:43

Wow character limit on phones, I was going to add for me its probably my lifelong OCD about Using toilets that causes them , but I talked to a doctor who said anyone can be in too deep a sleep to wake up in time to not wet the bed. The light headed thing sounds like low blood pressure, I get that.

mkayden 23

Wednesday 8 October 2014 22:57

Another case of the pre-coffee dementia

leNada 17

Thursday 9 October 2014 0:03

I could only swear that this is exactly what happens to me when waking up in the early morning hours.

Stephencharis 14

Thursday 9 October 2014 16:08

think you should go back to the womb...you prob came too soon...

skylar_rox 5

Saturday 11 October 2014 19:53

that has happened to me before I woke up in the middle of the night but I was only half asleep and I really needed to go pee and since I was o lay half awaik I though I got up but instead I peed in the bed