Work: Stalker vibes

Stalker vibes

By olalala2382 - 02/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed, "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML

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By FastFoodWaiter - 03/09/2012 23:43 - United States - Saukville

Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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By anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:18 - United States - Crossville

Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 16:26 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML

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You're so cool

By TacoFail - 02/01/2010 04:46 - United States

Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled, "WOOHOO!" I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML

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By Raw95 - 15/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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Vykeera 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:21

Whoa, ouch. When you're next in maths, ask her how she liked her meal/drink from Wendy's and watch her go red as she realises. ;)

hpnerd 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:16

overreaction on her part, much?

Comments

Althalus_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:42

#176, you gotta think about this man, shame may not be the noblest, but it is a damn good motivator. He should bring it in and be like "Hey baby, you forgot something last night"

kewlkidd 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 19:54

#5 nice:) but she's obviously aan idiot... it'll creep her out further

24788 6

Thursday 7 May 2009 16:04

Sounds like something I'd do. :(

Jman1906 2

Friday 29 May 2009 21:16

Bitch beat down time!

thepussyboy69 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:48

I say you rape the *****.

seb12992 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 0:12

She a bitch.

hackysackmatt 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 5:27

listen to #5 thats just genious

R3nesmee 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:38

Let me guess, blonde?

BrEnNo1023 5

Sunday 16 August 2009 13:05

you know this type of ignorant, braindead, useless girl could probably recognise the entire football team just by looking at their DICKS. yet she can't recognise a person in her math class she probably failed maths...she's probably a cheerleader and only doing maths to impress her extremely conservative and fundamentalist mummy and daddy who pay for everything she owns, including her car (which is probably an old-model BMW or a brand new japanese hatchback of some sort), and they probably have a college fund saved up for her which she will spend doing nothing but ******* all the college jocks and making fun of all the 'nerdy' girls. I say next time she orders a shake, tip it all over her face and in her car, then quit your job and move on with your life; leave her to her sexual insecurity and all that other bullshit she brings upon herself, the *****.