Animals, Kids and Dogs: Starved - FML

Starved

By LoveMeMother - 20/09/2018 05:00

Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML

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By the un-loved child - 28/07/2013 22:34 - United States - Salida

Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML

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By hopeless romantic - 14/08/2014 15:06 - United States - Dayton

Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML

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By chee - 11/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

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By d0pey - 20/02/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 16:01 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, and almost every day, my mother tells me she loves me, and I say I love her back, even though I don’t. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By iGreen - 09/07/2011 14:34 - Canada

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

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By SadIndianLife - 15/11/2015 21:00 - India - Delhi

Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML

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mandymoo78 22

Thursday 20 September 2018 5:17

But how many times do you tell your mother you love her?

infinitemonkey 21

Thursday 20 September 2018 5:35

But are you a good boi?

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PhoenixChick 26

Friday 21 September 2018 8:23

Well, how many times do YOU bring the stick back?

WHSKitty4ever 23

Saturday 22 September 2018 17:05

Sadly, this ounds kinda (but slightly differently) familiar...

WHSKitty4ever 23

Saturday 22 September 2018 17:08

OP, if you want, please contact me.

Susan Cawkwell 2

Sunday 23 September 2018 17:23

In all honesty, I say that to my cats more often than my kids. Partly because my eldest grimaces if I say I love him, partly because it's just more natural for me to baby talk animals than humans.

Lavakins1 13

Monday 24 September 2018 13:44

Man that’s everyone...dogs get the most love in the family

shannon2348 14

Wednesday 27 November 2019 5:58

Oh my god. You really need to get a grip. ydi

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