Shoes, Painful and Work: Static - FML

Static

By jewel87 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wore my Ugg boots to work. I forgot that my office is carpeted and that the fur in my boots makes me shock every metal thing I touch. I work with computers all day. FML

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yakturk43 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:03

ydi for wearig uggs

capthavoc123 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:04

You deserve it for wearing Uggs. There is a very good reason why they are called "Uggs".

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alfalfalaffa 17

Monday 15 March 2010 5:45

shocking

DeeMew 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:39

Totally and completely deserved - you only got shocked while someone had to die for you to have those boots

fagotron 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 19:37

240, go **** a tree you stupid hippy

lillypilly35 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 9:07

ydi for having uggs. ugg is short for UGLY!

C00kiez 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 4:46

So..Just take them off. Common sense.

adaliapeace 3

Tuesday 27 April 2010 8:55

You deserved it for buying Ugg boots in the first place. Those things are ugly... but at least they're properly named.

ZippyPoo 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 5:00

YDI for wearing Uggs

hellokittyrainbo 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 5:40

YDI for being a cruel bitch and buying boots made of dead sheep

secretvampire13 0

Friday 19 November 2010 8:45

i agree with #2 for wearing the 2nd ugliest shoes next to crocs

jackalope069 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 2:24

so what? I doubt your opening the computers and fixing them especially because you for got you work with them... the only part of the computer your probly gonna touch is the PLASTIC keyboard or PLASTIC mouse

jackalope069 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 2:43

and plus almost all computer technicians wear a grounding bracelate so it wouldn't matter... dumbass

Suicidalpotatoe 0

Friday 31 December 2010 8:28

That's a hazard A FASHION HAZARD

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