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By jewel87 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wore my Ugg boots to work. I forgot that my office is carpeted and that the fur in my boots makes me shock every metal thing I touch. I work with computers all day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 933
You deserved it 36 552

Top comments

yakturk43 0
capthavoc123 0

You deserve it for wearing Uggs. There is a very good reason why they are called "Uggs".

Comments

I think it's fake because no place with computers would have carpets everywhere, that goes against all logic

@104 kill yourself for having 5 pairs of uggs. theyre so ugly!

Zip-zapping zounds, you should've thought ahead. Have a fun day.

To be fair, on Tuesday, I went to put my flash drive into a computer and electricity jumped from the USB port to my flash drive while it was still about 2 inches away (mini bolt of lightning!) and shocked my finger, which had been resting on the metal still, so it is possible that OP could be getting shocked from her computer. Additionally, if she likes wearing Ugg boots, I don't see why everyone is critiquing her for it, just because it isn't their preference. Not everyone has to wear the same thing and have the same likes and dislikes, friends. What I positively don't understand, however, is why the OP couldn't remove her shoes, at least while in her office / cube space.

No offense, but, is your natural hair color blonde?

uggs are gay don't care what any queer says. just gay

mrfunnyd 0

Then don't shuffle your feet.

That's what I was thinking. No matter what shoes you're wearing, you're not going to just magically get shocks because you're walking on carpet. ... Unless, of course, you drag your feet when you walk. I agree with everyone saying she deserves it, but not for wearing uggs; she deserves it for not walking properly.

YDI for owning a pair of the world's most appropriately named boots--UGH. XP

Agreed, YDI for wearing Uggs. The boots are called Uggs because they're UGG-LY!!!