Shoes, Painful and Work: Static

Static

By jewel87 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wore my Ugg boots to work. I forgot that my office is carpeted and that the fur in my boots makes me shock every metal thing I touch. I work with computers all day. FML

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yakturk43 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:03

ydi for wearig uggs

capthavoc123 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:04

You deserve it for wearing Uggs. There is a very good reason why they are called "Uggs".

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beachgirl332 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 3:14

oh boo hoo your life totally sucks. take the god damn boots off.

Jeff131424 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 3:15

lies!!

m13j 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 3:28

YDI; Uggs Suck

Pissedoff2464 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 4:22

haha! uggs are for desperate sluty teens! not f***ing adults!!! YFDI!

goonie85 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 4:56

@28 Believe me when I say---- I ****** a mermaaaaaiiiiiidddddd.

mr_miyagi 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 5:06

so take them off?

cuppycakesrawrr 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 5:25

umm just take em off??

KittehSayzRAWR 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 6:12

Aren't computers plastic not metal?

greatsarcazm 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 6:18

You do know ugg's are uggly right

jeniilouise 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:55

hahaha :)

nessalujin 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 7:39

I call bullshit, honestly?

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