Intimacy: Stay away!

Stay away!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 03:08 - Singapore

Today, my sister used my mobile phone to call her boyfriend, who is married with children. His wife found my number on his phone and thought that I'm my sister. Since then, she has been calling me non-stop, calling me a "prostitute" each time. FML

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By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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By Sunshinenwhiskey - 05/05/2016 15:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML

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By Van - 09/11/2019 05:00

Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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By pranksonpranks - 14/09/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, my sister and I have been in a prank war. She spammed my phone with dozens of random dick pics from the internet. My boyfriend saw and accused me of cheating. Now he won’t talk to me, and my sister won’t help me explain things. Guess she won. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 02:01

Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2018 04:00

Today, my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it. I found 10 texts threads from 10 different women, one of them from my 18 year old sister who was sending him nude pictures. FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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By What - 07/08/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I received a random phone call from an unknown number. Three times. After the third time, the person started yelling at me viciously. Then I suddenly heard a different voice, saying, "Terribly sorry, sir. My poor sister has dementia and thinks you're her husband. Her dead husband, I might add." FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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RUSH777 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 9:14

If I was in your position, I would have ratted my sister out instantly. Homewrecking ****** are absolutely worthless. I don't care what the situation is, you don't fool around with somebody who is married. You should have gotten a hold of the husband previous to this, actually. In my opinion.

ImTheOne 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 9:08

rat your sister out then

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Gemini253 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 11:54

You don't deserve it! That's BS! On the other hand your sister does. I just say direct her calls to yours sisters or whoever you said it was phone, or ignore all her calls. Most phones these days have those capabilities.

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 19 January 2011 12:52

Seriously just rat your sister out... She either snuck and used it behind your back or asked and you let her either way it's not worth whining about...

DreamRose 5

Wednesday 19 January 2011 13:44

Block her -_-

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 19 January 2011 14:40

Tell the wife her husband is a cheating ball of shit. It takes two to screw.

Lawlipop 3

Wednesday 19 January 2011 23:11

Exactly! I find it harsh to only refer to OP's sister as the homewrecker? As far as I can figure, the married man is fully aware of what he's doing. And just because OP's sister seems to know the situation now, doesn't mean she did when she first got involved. Of course, she's still a bad person for it. I'm not denying that... but why is the woman always the one to blame? OP's sister might be wrecking someone else's marriage, but the married man is wrecking his own.

creedaddict 9

Wednesday 19 January 2011 14:44

change the number dude

rayraytheblaxica 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 15:02

block the number

pip74205 9

Wednesday 19 January 2011 15:39

Talk to her about the beautiful ring her husband bought for you. Tell her how you helped him pick it out from *insert random jewelry store here*. And remember to ask her to tell her husband that "the chart says your ovulating."