Intimacy: Stay away!

Stay away!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 03:08 - Singapore

Today, my sister used my mobile phone to call her boyfriend, who is married with children. His wife found my number on his phone and thought that I'm my sister. Since then, she has been calling me non-stop, calling me a "prostitute" each time. FML

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Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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Today, my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it. I found 10 texts threads from 10 different women, one of them from my 18 year old sister who was sending him nude pictures. FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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By What - 07/08/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I received a random phone call from an unknown number. Three times. After the third time, the person started yelling at me viciously. Then I suddenly heard a different voice, saying, "Terribly sorry, sir. My poor sister has dementia and thinks you're her husband. Her dead husband, I might add." FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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RUSH777 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 9:14

If I was in your position, I would have ratted my sister out instantly. Homewrecking ****** are absolutely worthless. I don't care what the situation is, you don't fool around with somebody who is married. You should have gotten a hold of the husband previous to this, actually. In my opinion.

ImTheOne 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 9:08

rat your sister out then

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GDIalex 11

Wednesday 19 January 2011 10:02

For the all time I thought that OP is a man, and I couldn't realize why the **** he's called prostitute if he's not even a girl! Now I do realize it. It is just because he has a woman voice.

xStarKillerx 4

Wednesday 19 January 2011 10:13

LOL. Love your comment, but a prostitute doesn't have to be a female.

darkaqua3498 3

Wednesday 19 January 2011 10:11

that is one jealous wife there. I say change ur number and never let ur sister use ur phone lol

sophie_ocean 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 10:30

give her your sister's phone instead..

Jaykayfu 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 10:52

^This . Also, why the hell would the wife bag on the OP instead of her own husband who's obviously cheating on her ? She's probably made too many sandwiches for the guy . (No sexist joke intended)--meaning she's probably "on his sack ."

DropDead77 11

Wednesday 19 January 2011 11:13

your sister better be surprised that he has a family.. otherwise rat her out!

x_missystaceey 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 11:18

Ok seriously, this shouldn't be a " FML " . Stand up for yourself . Don't let the Bitch put you down .

loshysucks 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 11:29

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

perdix 29

Wednesday 19 January 2011 11:31

You ought to start ******* the husband, too. Hey, according to the wife, you're convicted of the crime, so you might as well make it happen. Also, demand her credit card number and charge her $3.99 a minute to talk to you. Since you are a *****, time is money and she needs to pay to talk dirty to you, just like everybody else.