Love, Photography and Growing old: Stewart Lee has let himself go

Stewart Lee has let himself go

By Emmmsie - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my new passport arrived, along with my expired one and its 20-year-old picture. I was comparing the photos when my husband came to look. He laughed and said, "Time is cruel." FML

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You deserved it 584

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Fear & Malding

By Shaving it off - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, when I showed someone my 9-year old passport, she commented, “You look so different! Now you have that Jason Statham thing going on!” My hair goes down to my shoulders; this confirms that my receding hairline is real and it’s time to come to grips. At least I’m over 30. FML

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You deserved it 543

Foreshadowing

By JB. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Somerset

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

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You deserved it 5 100

Effed up

By sunny_funny - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML

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You deserved it 1 193

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 161

Just in case

By DesperateMother - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Wasselonne

Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 228

You deserved it 1 166

By R_Horsefeet - 29/03/2016 23:10 - Netherlands

Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML

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You deserved it 1 752

By allocomrade - 29/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML

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You deserved it 3 260

Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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You deserved it 2 887

Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 402

You deserved it 775

Friends

By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

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You deserved it 2 604

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 8 July 2017 20:43

Time to get him a PornHub account.

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 9 July 2017 2:11

"Wait until yours show up, Mr."

Comments

holly_fly 34

Saturday 8 July 2017 20:26

How did the expired one just show up? O.o

BeachMammal 8

Sunday 9 July 2017 4:38

When she applied for a new passport, she probably had to send in the expired one. When they mail the new one, they return the old one to you.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 8 July 2017 20:43

Time to get him a PornHub account.

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 9 July 2017 2:11

"Wait until yours show up, Mr."

BeachMammal 8

Sunday 9 July 2017 4:37

It's your husband who is cruel. It takes a horrible person to be that mean to their spouse.

Kurliez408 32

Sunday 9 July 2017 11:14

oh that's a little steep! it was just a joke! some couples constantly make fun of each other and it works. besides, 20 years would clearly make a difference.

JuliaKay14 33

Sunday 9 July 2017 8:11

Passport photos have progressively been looking worse. My mom just got a new one and it looks horrible. Her face looks red and shiny, which it isn't in real life. Don't worry about it