Love and Work: Sticky situation - FML

Sticky situation

By Anonymous - 19/01/2021 05:02

Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML

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You deserved it 1 067

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Same thing different taste

By JAMjessie - 20/09/2016 16:54 - United States

Today, I found out that my boss's ex-husband is my company manager. They are one office space apart and constantly shouting about one another. I'm in that one office space between them. In the office across from me? Their daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 393

You deserved it 878

Life's what you make it

By ratherbealone - 27/10/2020 02:06 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I don't want to go to work because I hate my boss, but once I'm there, I won't want to go home because I hate my husband. I have nowhere else to go. FML

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You deserved it 484

By tmi4me - 26/05/2015 03:50 - United States

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

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You deserved it 2 073

The heart wants what the heart wants

By Anonymous - 19/01/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I care more and have stronger feelings for my boss/best friend than my boyfriend, and can't tell either of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 157

You deserved it 556

By salope - 26/08/2015 08:33 - France - Paris

Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML

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You deserved it 4 219

Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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You deserved it 211

Tough love

By OfficeHusband - 09/03/2023 03:00

Today, during the party for my last day at my old job, my office wife professed her love for me. We’re both married, we have no chemistry, and I’ve been dumping my work on her for three years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 319

You deserved it 1 050

Work husband

By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 15:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML

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You deserved it 14 979

Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 416

You deserved it 3 156

Creep in chief

By wow @ creepy fuckers - 17/11/2012 01:06 - United States

Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML

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Bogrbon 27

Tuesday 19 January 2021 6:25

I mean, him comparing you to his wife is a bit creepy and unprofessional. Also, you not keeping your feelings in check is also unprofessional. Any relationship is likely to ruin both your lives and get him fired and maybe you too. Get yourself together woman!

flagbitch 8

Tuesday 19 January 2021 7:32

Yep, you and boss have a creepy relationship. I bet the wife kicks both your asses. Karma demands it.

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Bogrbon 27

Tuesday 19 January 2021 6:25

I mean, him comparing you to his wife is a bit creepy and unprofessional. Also, you not keeping your feelings in check is also unprofessional. Any relationship is likely to ruin both your lives and get him fired and maybe you too. Get yourself together woman!

flagbitch 8

Tuesday 19 January 2021 7:32

Yep, you and boss have a creepy relationship. I bet the wife kicks both your asses. Karma demands it.

OrySoma 11

Tuesday 19 January 2021 13:09

ydi in training homewrecker

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 21 January 2021 1:41

If she genuinely dislikes you, and still loves him, you're definitely similar. Also, start looking for a new job. This one might break you.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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Today, it's now the third week my boyfriend's best friend has been sleeping on our bedroom floor because he doesn't want to face the consequences of his actions back at his parents' place. My boyfriend sees no problem with this, and says he can stay and live off us as long as he wants. FML

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Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML

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Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML

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Today, I had to call the cops at 10:30 at night because of the meth smoke from my neighbor burning my nostrils, with a heavy waft of cigarette covering it up. They never smoke cigarettes, except as a less-than-average way to cover up the drugs that I can pinpoint after being at two different shelters in Denver and Boulder. FML

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