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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, I read that using vegetable oil would give your legs a smooth feel, especially if you haven't shaved for weeks. So I tried it out. My legs felt slimy, the oil clogged up the blades, and I was reduced to shaving my legs with a naked razor head and soapy water. Endlessly smooth indeed. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By knickedleg - 22/05/2010 07:03 - France

Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor wouldn't cut up my legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that you're supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 01:32 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML

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By bleach - 24/03/2013 05:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By ToddesPizza - 20/08/2015 01:00 - United States - Coos Bay

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

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By lonely. - 15/08/2012 16:46 - United States - Buffalo

Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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kitsuneluvuh 12

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:27

You idiot, you use a tiny amount of oil AFTER you shave!!!

Brittneyyyy 7

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:17

I've never heard of shaving your legs with oil.... apparently it's a bad idea.

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easwhitey 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:33

Wouldn't that make you break out

iliketurdles 7

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:47

of prison? why yes, yes it would.

daaaniel 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 14:54

lmfao #14

xxmollyxx 25

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:39

Olive oil or baby oil or whatnot sounds like a more sensible option. And, after you shave, like people above me have already said :) Always makes my legs super smooth!

generalasskicker 12

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:48

that's is a super cute pic

xxmollyxx 25

Tuesday 14 December 2010 10:04

Thank you :)

ThatLooksSticky 16

Tuesday 14 December 2010 10:40

I bet the OP's sink was as clogged as yours when she was done. ;)

kindlystfupls 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:04

cute kitty! and that's an interesting sink too. lol I've only seen them like that with 2 faucets.

Jizwold 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 15:32

I bet that pussy is wet

KatMay123 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 22:52

peverted pig -.-

fatfatgoeshome 8

Wednesday 15 December 2010 21:23

No, I don't think that "pussy" is wet since, judging by the state of the kitty's fur, it's dry. Try again next time!

shanie123 10

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:56

sounds gross, never heard of that before

you_freak 7

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:56

Moral of the story? Don't believe everything you read. Or at least follow directions carefully and in order

Ella_fml 17

Tuesday 14 December 2010 10:16

Umm... You haven't shaved in weeks but you STILL can't wait a day and go buy shaving cream? It honestly wouldn't have killed you. YDI, OP, but I don't see how your life is F'd unless this happens every time

Major_General 10

Tuesday 14 December 2010 10:23

The point of shaving cream/soap is to remove the oil, making the hair stiffer for the blade. Then a little oil after for the skin. And by little I mean a few drops.

Emrysa 1

Tuesday 14 December 2010 10:23

Here's a novel idea. Rinse your legs. Clean them with soap. Rinse your blade under hot water. Apply shaving lotion. Proceed as normal. Then add oil/lotion. Or you can just use a razor blade to scrape the oil off like this is 1100. Either way.