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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, I read that using vegetable oil would give your legs a smooth feel, especially if you haven't shaved for weeks. So I tried it out. My legs felt slimy, the oil clogged up the blades, and I was reduced to shaving my legs with a naked razor head and soapy water. Endlessly smooth indeed. FML
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Same thing different taste

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kitsuneluvuh 12

You idiot, you use a tiny amount of oil AFTER you shave!!!

I've never heard of shaving your legs with oil.... apparently it's a bad idea.

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How is someone like you allowed to even touch such sharp objects.

Cookie00Munsta 0

lol! that was hilarious! but so mean

If you want to try something like this, maybe instead of drowning your legs in oil and then attempting to shave, next time try a small part. Then when it doesn't work you've only messed up a little.

gullible much? apparently Olive oil is good for your hair too. gives it more body, you should try it sometime.

Olive oil IS good for your hair, especially if you have nits it takes care of that problem too, then your hair ends up nit free, and extra soft and shiny. (About 4 consecutive washes to get the oil out though, and keep the oil in half an hour for the nits.)

SuperNinjaa 0

after you shave remember that the next time you see tiny little cuts and razor stubble all over your legs

dynky 3

You know what the best way is to get smooth skin? Stop shaving all the hair off it.

I wish OP had finished this with "Endlessly smooth my ass. FML." That way I could at least have got a laugh out of it.

As a woman you shouldn't even let the hair be gettin long. It's gross. Next time, get waxed, and don't bullshit about it hurting, it doesn't. Ydi

You used too much! This is something people used a long time ago. You have to use very little oil! It does work, you just have to be careful! Baby oil does the same thing but you have to be careful not to use too much!!!:

try Vaseline and wrapping them in cling wrap overnight.

That sounds kinda nasty, but it could work.