Shit doesn't smell too good when its being burnt.

shit doesn't smell too good when it's not burned either

To all three^ wow.. I would have never guessed

I hope you don't forget any shit OP. Your dad may have a bonfire planned just for you.

Good thing OP is leaving, possible Guy Fawkes situation.

Well, you're leaving HIM...Does that count?

Atleast your not leaving yourself behind...that'd be bad

Hmm, I'm sure I moderated this one except that it ended with the addition that he had left his guitar behind.. Oh well, sound like it will be a relief for you to be leaving that douche.

^^^ Is it just me or does she sound like a stereotypical butch lesbian?

2 wasn't saying all dads are assholes. They said they're LIKE assholes in the sense that everyone has one. Don't know why they felt the need to point that out, but. OP- If he wasn't joking (that so sounds like some fathers I know), that's rough. At least it's your last day.

Speak for your Own!! My Dad raised me and my sister himself when my Mum left! He's the only man in my life who hasn't let me down.

#18 I have to agree with 12 and 14, not all dads are assholes, my dad is pretty awesome, though my parents are divorced for 6 years now.

Not everyone has a dad.....

Pendatik, don't hate the player hate the game! Lol but according to all the thumbs most people took it my way. And her wording was ambiguous so it could actually go both ways.

Wow you people are dumb. It clearly says dads are LIKE assholes it doesnt say all dads are assholes

**** you. My dads awesome! Yours might be the asshole. That's pretty rude to say to everyone. I mean, ALOT of people agree with me!

The lack of basic reading comprehension on this comment is stunning!

the person ripped off the actual saying which is "opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink."

Or the saying mustangs are like assholes everyone has one and they stink

Never mind I read that comment right. Btw I dont agree with 12

#30: what do you mean not everyone has a dead? it pisses me off when people say they don't have a dad because their parents are divorced or their father was never present in their life. even if your dad isn't on earth, you STILL have a father - otherwise you wouldn't have existed.

#69- First off, love the number. And, I understand that, but no one is around for them to call dad, so therefore they don't have a dad. They still have a dad in the heart, or in their imagination, but not in person. Or whatever.. Please excuse my lack of good explanation.

#71: ohh mkayy i see where you're coming from! :) and lol 69 is just a coincidence aha

Everyone has a dad(sperm donor) not everyone has a father.

Oh **** you #30

This is something my dad would say to op so i feel you on this 100%

Love you too daddy!!!!!

Dad burned her long, long ago.

lol, true

That's weird I know someone who moved out around that time and lives in michigan

I'm gonna go with your second thought.

I vote for he is just an A*hole!!!!

At least most people from Arkansas can use "your" correctly. ...stoopidazz.....