Stop, please stop

By yuck - 05/06/2015 19:11

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Today, I found out that what I thought was my brother gasping and groaning in his dreams most nights is actually him jacking off. FML
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AyeJay101 25

And I thought it was gonna end like he was having sex with someone... But that's some intense jerking.

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Ecudaniel 16

wonder how you found out...

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poppunkette 22

Oh that just sucks op maybe talk to him? Or if it's too embarrassing maybe headphones?

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IDerive 12

Perhaps I've been doing it wrong all these years.. Maybe your brother should teach a class.

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slackerjoe 22

that is fkn nasty! tell your parents, maybe they can move one of you into another room.

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Dbotmen 9

If he's making sound then he's just a beginner.

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abNormal62 23

I would have assumed the option of j/o long before the pattern of similar dream noises

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saladass 4

maybe sleep on the couch from now on

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worldclassrager 39

He must have some intense visualizations

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SadSouthernBell 18

I just had a horrific thought, what if he is doing it in his sleep?!?!

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Our_name_ 14

I think for you to hear him he must have been killing it xD

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lil_juggalette 15

oh god... if that was me having to listen to that I'd go bang on his door and yell at him to ******* stop or I'll chase away all his potential gfs. FYL OP...

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Junbun 2

no, you want to encourage him to date so that he isn't home stretching the sheets

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