Stop, please stop

By yuck - 05/06/2015 19:11

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Today, I found out that what I thought was my brother gasping and groaning in his dreams most nights is actually him jacking off. FML
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AyeJay101 25

And I thought it was gonna end like he was having sex with someone... But that's some intense jerking.

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Ecudaniel 16

wonder how you found out...

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Comments

Drnknmonkey08 12

Ugh, that's just wrong on so many different levels. if he does it again tell him to take it to the bathroom.

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lolhailsatan 23

how would going into the bathroom even help lmao still gonna be loudy jerkin it, just in a different room

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Drnknmonkey08 12

if he can hear him "breathe and gasp in his sleep" he must be in the same room. so yes, taking it to the bathroom you know what he is doing but much better than having to hear it!!!

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CoopsShea 11

What a jerk! No? Ok I'll show myself the door

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ColonelCusswords 24

Naw stay a while, i love me some puns

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ohSNAPyall 26

I don't mind a bad pun, but this "no? I'll show myself to the door" trend is awful.

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Stillo 25

Sometimes I'm pretty happy that I'm a single child... FYL op :-/

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SauceySarah 30

Why is he so loud that you can hear him every night? You should leave an anonymous letter telling him to quiet down so you don't have to go through the awkwardness of telling him in person.

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ColonelCusswords 24

That would only be slightly better

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tranced_ 45

like gasping and groaning was any less disgusting? what do you think he did?

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ColonelCusswords 24

Probably watching a crap horror movie like the ******* wicker man

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clairesucks 37

He could be having nightmares or he could be choking in his sleep or something

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dilara_xo 12

If I saw that I could never close my eyes again...

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ColonelCusswords 24

Damn if hes loud about it, he must be having a real good ******* time

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91hayek 31

Tell him to STFU and stop; if you have to share a room with him you don't have to put up with that.

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SadSouthernBell 18

I'm not sure which is worse, if he's in the same room or the fact he's so loud you can hear him down the hall... Talk to him but don't humiliate. Say "you were having a terrible nightmare last night".

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