Football and Kids: STOP SCREAMING

STOP SCREAMING

By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 12:10 - Australia - Campbelltown

Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML

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Today, I figured out my 1-year-old daughter likes to dip her hand in our dogs' water bowl, and rub the water on her face. So I put the water bowl out of reach. She then figured out how to open the bathroom door and use the toilet instead. FML

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Today, I was woken up by my 5 year-old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her toothbrush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML

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By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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Monday 30 December 2013 16:03

someone needs to learn good behavior.

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Monday 30 December 2013 16:04

Your child is a genius!

Comments

NavitasNexus 3

Wednesday 1 January 2014 12:40

You're trying to bribe her to fix something she did wrong? This is what's wrong with children today. Give her arse a good taste of a belt.

kinz7865 7

Wednesday 1 January 2014 16:55

call your cable company and they'll reset it.

din365 5

Wednesday 1 January 2014 19:53

well, because she decided to lock out football on your TV, she's grounded from watching it at all! that's what my parents would have done.

Tannasgh 22

Wednesday 1 January 2014 20:42

Reset the tv. Problem solved.

assistantrachel 2

Thursday 2 January 2014 1:12

Give me a break. If I had pulled some shit like that when I was a kid, my dad would have busted my ass. And I would have deserved it. Who's the adult here?!