Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Strange kink

Strange kink

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he got a call from his best friend, whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzipped his pants and mouthed, "She won't know." FML

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You deserved it 7 528

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By pissed girlfriend - 25/02/2013 03:08 - United States - Celina

Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML

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By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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By TheGoodTwin - 14/07/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML

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By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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By princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML

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By vadoodoo22 - 15/01/2010 05:02 - France

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML

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Nexxion 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 10:14

Today, I called up my best friend because my grandfather had just died. I suddenly hear the sound of a zipper, some moaning, and a dialtone as he hangs up while I'm still bawling. FML

MtVernonVA 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:28

Then what happened?

Comments

yesmy_love 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:44

Soooooooooooooo.................. is this like where's waldo? are we supposed to search for the FML here? because i honestly don't see it... i give up.

curious_missy 1

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:53

I wouldve unzipped his pants!!!! I've done that before but the person on the phone didn't have a recently deceased grandfather...either way...kudos!

missus_butter 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:59

FML possibilities - 1) she just realized her boyfriend is incredibly insensitive; 2) she didn't like the idea of blowing him while he was on the phone with another girl.

nomorepornforme2 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:17

oh i didn't realize that your boyfriend's best friend was a girl which was why i was confused

shmaller 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:31

That guy is awesome.

kellster 2

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:32

Your bf is an insensitive asshole. And to all men, everywhere: there's no way the best friend wouldn't have known. Besides, is that REALLY how you want to treat your so-called BEST FRIEND????? How would you like it if you called your closest friend on a day when something devastating happened to you, only to discover that s/he was totally distracted by the fact that they were HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE instead of listening to you??

Alaskarocks 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 3:26

I would cometely understand. I would wanna finish and I'm sure my friend would too.

smarty_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:32

how is this a FML again?

Familia08 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:39

Lmao to #87 I would let them finish what they gotta do LOL

bubs_AKA_vermin 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:41

rofl 34.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:45

I agree with #6. I don't really think it's a FYL. It's... really like... **** the best friend's life. I mean, c'mon. Her grandfather just died. At least you're going to get laid. Though I also agree with #87. I would feel like shit if I was in the best friend's place. I'm contradicting myself.