Awkward, Party and Miscellaneous: Strange stranger

Strange stranger

By MandyPanda - 25/05/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML

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Same thing different taste

By nerd - 03/03/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML

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By Halloween Fail - 01/11/2014 03:59 - United States - Braidwood

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

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By lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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Nice disguise

By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2017 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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Happy Halloween?

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 06:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML

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Halloween freakout

By cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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Costume parties are the worst

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

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2tinybubbles 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:04

Aww sorry. But i really like this idea for a party! :D

ayuhme 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:11

well... it is on the creeper side to be drawing on peoples shirts that you don't know

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2tinybubbles 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:04

Aww sorry. But i really like this idea for a party! :D

kdubk93 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:04

i dont get it.. this is stupid.. you shouldn't even deserve any fmylife credits for this

aubreyjax 0

Monday 31 October 2011 17:37

Are u retarded?

Angry_Dad 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:04

I don't get it. Who was scary? You or the person who wrote on your shirt? :s

Randomness21 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:04

What would you possibly draw on a shirt of someone you didn't know? YDI

Crunchy_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:11

you probably looked like a creep, that's why

ayuhme 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:11

well... it is on the creeper side to be drawing on peoples shirts that you don't know

rsuchy 1

Wednesday 4 January 2012 3:53

Ya and its also to be a bit wierd when ur only like ten

theseventhday 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:12

nothing to worry about. their just fooling around.

uneekfreak16 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:13

just write spice underneath it.... then it will say, I'm Scary Spice.... GIRL POWER :p ...unless you're a guy

manoverboard 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:14

Wait...did they put 'You're scary' or 'I'm scary'? If they wrote 'I'm scary'...then that's just weird...

aubreyjax 0

Monday 31 October 2011 17:41

Did you think before writing this comment?

Pirate_argh 6

Monday 25 May 2009 20:14

wait... what? :S

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Strange stranger

Same thing different taste

Nice disguise

Happy Halloween?

Halloween freakout

Costume parties are the worst

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