I don't think you should question the FML Gods, Baustigt. Any sense of curiousity about how the Gods do their work on the mortals of FML will get you banished from the land. DO YOU WANT THAT?

...and now I need to watch The Fifth Element again. Multipass!

This is impossible, I am Korben Dallas

You gave yourself away! Perish!

MEMO: All those who have not seen The 5th Element must turn in your Dorky Obscure Reference Kard (D.O.R.K.) to the Galactic Egghead Evaluation Konsortium (G.E.E.K.) immediately.

" Leeloominaï Lekatariba Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat De Sebat" im gonna call you leeloo

Fifth element is the one with Bruce Willis as the flying cab driver right?

Baustigt, the Mods are obviously unaware that the cake is a lie. We're all just a bunch of metaphorical Chell's running through the compounds of Aperture Science, chasing this unobtainable cake promised to us by a malfunctioning super-intelligent AI.

If OP is a freak, then what does that make her..

I still don't get what a multipass is

115- I know what that's like.

Run along now boy. She don't need no help from the likes of you.

2 - Considering this FML came from Osaka, you'll have to lodge a complaint with a different society.

Considering Japan has a more respectful society, I think she's the one with the lack of manners.

"Don't you recognise me? I'm the guy from the bushes!"

This is why society is messed up!

38 starbucksguy - great shirt!! :)

At least op has manners. It inspires me to not lose hope in this generation.

Yeah not a lot of people are nice now-a-days. :/ Just shows how our society can be messed up at times.

So some random girl calls you a freak,who gives a shit about her?

I don't. Just saying shes a bitch.

Then karma will strike. Today, I was counting my change for bus fare when a guy offered me his day pass. I called him a freak and he walked away. In the end, I didn't have enough change and had to walk home. FML.

Please let this FML show up so we go completely nuts jumping over one another to smack the bitch down.

I swear I would have done the same but worse....

121, Yes in fantasy land that would be awesome. Life doesn't work like that, she probably had the change and her day was completely unaffected by this incident. Karma is for suckers.

took the words right out of my mouth

The best option would just to leave her alone, of you smack the money out of her hand, no telling what she would say or do

You should of slapped her and taken her change lol

57-I agree with the slapping her but taking the change just makes OP a thief.

And slapping her makes op a good person?

119, everyone knows two wrongs make a right!

the hell?

i imagined this in a really creepy voice

Super freaky!!

What's with all the winky faces?

Lolz your profile actually says you like "long walks on the beach"

some girls can't handle thing that big

67 - was that a sexual innuendo or am I just a dirty-minded cake?

Enforcer- Apparently... HER!!!

Who wants a free mustache ride?

Bitches be trippin

Apparently op

Since when does having a bad day make you snap when someone tries to do something nice?

says the guy with a cup penis.

I didnt say that i wasnt weird :))

These comments made me laugh harder than the fml. :) lol

OP should get back on the bus and throw change at her while she walks on the sidewalk in shame.

That only makes you even more rude and more freaky!