Embarrassing, Awkward, Students and Miscellaneous: Strict household

Strict household

By pathetic_girl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I accidentally admitted to two girls in my first year university astronomy class that I have a strict 10pm bedtime. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 953

You deserved it 34 032

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Thursday 14 October 2010 19:05

There's nothing wrong with going to bed early.(:

psuboy 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 19:05

hopefully you go to a big school and you'll have more to choose from

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trphg_fml 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 21:17

what's the problem with that I use it all the time to get the girl out of my room :-P

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 25 September 2011 1:43

Get them both up to your bedroom by 21:59!

delightfultwist 5

Thursday 22 November 2012 16:05

where the hell was supervision for this kid

cartedor 18

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:51

Well done. Applause, yup you just save yourself a couple years of sex. Genius.

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I agree, your life sucks 29 725

You deserved it 10 943

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I agree, your life sucks 73 894

You deserved it 16 893

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You deserved it 508

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I agree, your life sucks 1 367

You deserved it 114

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I agree, your life sucks 49 040

You deserved it 31 562

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