Strict household

By pathetic_girl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I accidentally admitted to two girls in my first year university astronomy class that I have a strict 10pm bedtime. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 953
You deserved it 34 033
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TaylorTotsYumm 10

There's nothing wrong with going to bed early.(:

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psuboy 0

hopefully you go to a big school and you'll have more to choose from

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Comments

SokDek 14

what the hell? I didn't say that! Crikey!

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FFFFFUUUUU 0

15 - It's so ironic that you made a mistake considering that you think spelling errors are funny and sad at the sane time :) lol

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Thin_Ice_fml 0

and it's same, not sane. I find that ironic too lol

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allenrotstein 0

How is this a FML? Mine is 10:20pn sharp. and I get up at 5:50am sharp.

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zerobahamut03 2

OH THE IRONY!!!!!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

58: Unless you know something that I don't, his comment just got moderated. He didn't get banned.

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xshadyshadow 0

41 - I spy with my little eye, something spelled horribly wrong...haha

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psuboy 0

hopefully you go to a big school and you'll have more to choose from

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

20 OP is a dude

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cyaneyedangel 2

Erm, op is a girl.

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oakleyguy 0

55 what are you doing to your dog you dirty hamster... btw didn't know op was female maybe she has a fetish for wetting the bed wear a diaper

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flamingice 0

Hey, sometimes the girls wanna get a girl too. But it would still be embarrassing for a potential friend to know about a bedtime.

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Sickasstrickflip 0

If she's attractive, then her bedtime is cute; if she's unattractive, it's weird.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

There's nothing wrong with going to bed early.(:

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biass 0

Beside the fact you miss all the fun. They really shouldn't judge him negatively though. It's not like he's being forced to or something. Now that would be lame.

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Ohnocurly 0

I wish I could be in bed before ten every night. There is nothing wrong with enjoying sleep. I don't think fun is limited to the late hours of the night.

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cristy91 33

It's nothing to be ashamed at! jk, it's pretty bad ._.

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HamsteronA 0

BAD GRAMMER ALERT! It should be "nothing to be ashamed OF"

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zerobahamut03 2

I like how most of the people who are grammar Nazi's can't spell grammar...

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

74: If you can't spell it, you're not really a Grammar Nazi.

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sasonzal 4

****** alam on ya ass natzi,shit y'all pepole piss me off n by da way I have auto correct on my iPod I rite like this to piss u off,usualy I write like a normal person

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ripjohnlennon 5

I'm tired of all the grammar Nazis

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#90 I'm tired of all the rampant illiteracy. :)

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illegalnative 0

grammar nazi him until he disides to quit

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flamingice 0

You used an extra apostrophe there. It's spelled Nazis.

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thizzl3ear 0

next time you see them ask them if they wanna tuck you in and read you bed time story

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tiptoppc 19

Yeah, TOTALLY not creepy or anything!

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starile 19

FYI, OP: your "strict" 10pm bedtime isn't going to last very long. You're in college now.

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MasterOfTheXP 2

oh yeah...for your information. not a typo of fml and ydi. :P

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greengreengreen 13

#27, In America University and College are the same thing

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HeatherXCore 0

How's that a fail? If someone said that to me I'd reply "I wish I could fall asleep that early". it's no big deal.

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MAGNAVOX 0

I left a reply on comment #12, which is now gone and my reply went to 11. So now it makes no sense at all.

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