Cars, Thief and Transportation: Stripped

Stripped

By Ro. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my car was stolen. I got it back later without the engine, any of the wheels or my brand new radio and speakers. They even took my car mats. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

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By sunny_funny - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML

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By OneGirlsLife - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML

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You deserved it 290

BIKES?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML

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STOP! THIEF!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

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By "ztodaro" - 30/06/2017 20:00

Today, while I was inside a store, I heard a crash. Of course I ignored it because my car was parked. I paid for my items and walked out to see this. Nobody else was around. FML

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By jamienicole1993 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Savannah

Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML

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Snek

By snakeboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, for the first time in about 3 years, I decided to clean my car. It was going really well until I looked down at what I was about to pick up. On the back seat floor lay a dead snake, which at one point, for God knows how long, was living in my car while I unknowingly drove it around. FML

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By Morgan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

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You deserved it 30 066

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 5 October 2010 9:15

Not the car mats! Time to beat some ass.

Hump_Zilla 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 9:20

look at the upside...you can still sit in it and make "vroom vroom" noises

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TyIsGeek 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 23:03

stripped! GO FULL COVERAGE INSURANCE! get a new ride.

emo1011000 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 4:02

go after them mother *******

imkingdavid 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:39

How did they give it back without the wheels or engine?

bassplayer27 0

Friday 26 November 2010 5:34

getbthe muthafuckin uzi's ***** about to go down steal my muthafuckin car mats shit!

babygirl1023 5

Monday 13 June 2011 22:15

in this society, not even the carmats are safe anymore.....

babygirl1023 5

Monday 13 June 2011 22:17

wtf are you talkin about?

nickle4054 1

Monday 20 June 2011 15:51

now u know they're ghetto if they took the floor mats

spoketoosoon15 5

Tuesday 25 September 2012 11:31

Who's they? :P

chololatino 13

Monday 1 July 2013 5:17

How are you suppose to drive without your car mats!!!

MamaRedz92 2

Sunday 31 August 2014 9:49

if your going to have such a nice car, it would be smart to put an alarm system on it

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Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML

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Today, I broke my nose by falling on the cast I have on my arm. FML

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Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML

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