BIKES?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 713
You deserved it 6 307

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Wow, you must have been really early the first time.

angel12689 0

Um.... Why is this labeled intimacy? Does someone need a dictionary?

Comments

Wow, you must have been really early the first time.

Jae87 0

I know, right? I was thinking the same thing.

angel12689 0

Um.... Why is this labeled intimacy? Does someone need a dictionary?

Wow, more comments about the "intimacy" label than anything else it was probably an accident?

intimacy.? it's labeled "miscallaneous", dipshit.

rafaelaugusto94 0

sucks it means theres any place safe

iambatman123 0

Not even "he." "She" must have gotten intimate with her bike. Sounds painful.

itscalledkarma 0

I am refraining from voting FYL or YDI because I do not understand the logic of this.. 0.o How is a stolen bike intimate? How'd you have time to ride home? Why didn't you put the bike somewhere safe if you were so concerned about it?

1 it's labeled intimate, deal with it 2 Obviously he did have time don't ask stupid questions it does not matter how he had time 3 He put it in his backyard, that is usually considered safe

SarcasticKid 0

Get a dictionary. "Intamicy" means the same thing a "Sex". Der!

Tbuccola 0

Ok...Why didn't you put it in a garage or something? Haha. Are you an over-achieving employee? Because that was extremely early for work arrival. Did you learn to use your bike lock at home, too? Sorry, champ.