Guilty

By jamienicole1993 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Savannah

Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
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ifunnyftw 10

Reply: "Before you ask if I called the cops, the answer is yes."

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llamarrama01 21

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marcranger 28

Given that OP is female, it's far more likely that HE's on crack. Or just plain crazy. I vote the latter.

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lesliehalverson 5

Yes there is gay couples, but there's far more straight couples than lesbian so it's most likely that the ex is a "he".

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iRambo 12

If you look upper corner, that name sounded like a she. So you're right , the ex is He

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nooblper 21

#27 yes lesbians are a thing, but #20 said "far more likely" which is still true.

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pandalover69 26

@52 Just because OP is female does not mean her ex is a man but I'd bet it is a man.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Hermaphrodites are a thing too...

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Dean__Winchester 16

#2 Nice picture! ;) I don't care if this ex is male, trans, or whatever - ya' don't go after another's car!

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HighasaCloud 46

Won't hold up, unless he mentioned it later. The ex doesn't specifically state breaking her window in that text so it isn't good enough evidence. He could always play it off like he was expecting to get proposed to

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valalvax 13

Except its pretty damn strong circumstantial evidence... Or OP could respond "what are you talking about", ex doesn't seem to be smart enough to cover their tracks

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justinemalang1 14

How can you be so certain that's it's a him?

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HighasaCloud 46

#23, You're right, it is strong circumstantial evidence. And circumstantial isn't enough to convict someone, just like I said

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pandalover69 26

It's more evidence then most vandalism cases get so she still has a good chance.

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AnOriginalName 19

56, no convictions are needed in civil court. Depending on the judge, their relationship history and that text should be enough to at least award OP enough to replace the window.

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tiptoppc 19

There’s always Heresay. Both are different KINDS of evidence, your honor!

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th4m4ster 6

Hopefully you have insurance to cover that, but wow that Sucks

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ifunnyftw 10

Reply: "Before you ask if I called the cops, the answer is yes."

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

Even if she has no intention on taking the ex to court she should still report the text along her smashed window to the police. This way if anything further happens she has a record of it, it would help later when the ex does something else. It also helps in the event she needs a restraining order to have a record of previous issues such as this one.

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llalala_fml 19

Yes that or "I was about to ask if you were going to pay for that window you just broke"

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PenguinBitch 43

OP: so you broke my window?! Ex: what? I thought you wanted to get back together. *gasp from audience*

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rabbi1010 29

fyl, but good now you have her confession for when you call the cops.

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1dvos_grl3 21

the police would need more information from the "confession" what they sent her could be for anything. that's what the police would think.

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