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By OneGirlsLife - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 042

You deserved it 290

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 875

You deserved it 2 626

I hate myself

By trixanne - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 717

You deserved it 3 948

STOP! THIEF!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 509

You deserved it 378

Help yourself

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Westwood

Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 213

You deserved it 2 153

I'm OK!

By MAC. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 446

You deserved it 6 039

Stripped

By Ro. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my car was stolen. I got it back later without the engine, any of the wheels or my brand new radio and speakers. They even took my car mats. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 799

You deserved it 2 574

Guilty

By jamienicole1993 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Savannah

Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 924

You deserved it 3 338

BIKES?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 713

You deserved it 6 306

By "ztodaro" - 30/06/2017 20:00

Today, while I was inside a store, I heard a crash. Of course I ignored it because my car was parked. I paid for my items and walked out to see this. Nobody else was around. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 890

You deserved it 291

Effed up

By sunny_funny - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 352

You deserved it 1 193

bazoo42 25

Friday 22 September 2017 16:18

Great! Now you have a DNA sample of the criminal to give to the cops.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 September 2017 17:22

That’s a good thought, but are the cops going to deploy the DNA lab for Almost Grand Theft Auto?

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bazoo42 25

Friday 22 September 2017 16:18

Great! Now you have a DNA sample of the criminal to give to the cops.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 September 2017 17:22

That’s a good thought, but are the cops going to deploy the DNA lab for Almost Grand Theft Auto?

BusterM 2

Wednesday 27 September 2017 9:40

Unless they have been arrested before, they won't have a dna profile on record, judging by how poorly their attempt went, I say they aren't a pro.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 September 2017 17:23

With the caked blood on your door, you ought to put on Juggalo make-up and offer rides to hitchhikers.

kodiakcownoy51 11

Friday 22 September 2017 18:09

They will probably sue you for hospital bills , pain and suffering and loss work.

exileonmainst 16

Friday 22 September 2017 19:24

Silver lining: you've now got a spare key to your car!

what??? 17

Friday 22 September 2017 19:56

They might have the same car and couldn't get the key out when they realized their mistake

Selene1090 26

Saturday 23 September 2017 15:58

Okay, but I'm not going to just force my key in because I know I'm screwed if I break it. The person that put so much force into shoving their key in that they made their hand bleed, is apparently an idiot no matter how you look at it.

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 22 September 2017 21:38

True story, back in the days I mistaken another person's car for my own. It was same make, same model, and same color as mine. How did I find out? I unlocked the door with my own key and felt the seat was in a different position. It was a 1984 Toyota Corolla hatchback, I guess they just made the keys like chicken nuggets. Only eight different keys cut.