Stuck

By canessadawn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
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rallison22 22

I'm so sorry that sounds incredibly awkward

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larrena2377 26

My ex convinced me to stay with him. I dealt with it another 2 months and was miserable the entire time. not a good idea.

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sandman676 20

I think you should leave him a present in the bed. Give the turd a turd.

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Amant97 14

Piss all over his bed then casually leave before he goes to his room.

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seriouslygrowup 11

Why couldn't you leave? Did you want to confront him? Or did you accidently tie yourself to the bed?

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

I am going to assume that when he called the OP he was almost home. By the time they hung up he was already there and she didn't have time to leave.

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bad_boyfriend 10

Who breaks up with a girl over the phone. Thats side chick ish

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oliv34 11

did you handcuff yourself to the bed?

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savxf 14

You deserve better if he broke up with you just through a phone call, he'll eventually see how stupid he was for breaking up with you.

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