Gross, Phobias and Love: Stuck

Stuck

By goingup? - 25/02/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'd be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML

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By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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By Christopher - 13/12/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

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By Stuckism - 15/09/2009 17:16 - Malaysia

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By JeremySayz - 25/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 02:10

Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML

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Lick_yer_face 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 0:59

"Hi, I'm Bob!" "Hi, I'm Claire!" "So... any irrational fears?" Perfectly normal way to start a first date IMO.

Lick_yer_face 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 23:21

If you like her still, then you've got something there. :-P And who voted "you deserved that one"? Supportive -> Vomit. Not really blameworthy there.

Comments

Real_Lol_Cat 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:48

OMG. That is so sweet that you tried to comfort her. But if she is claustrophobic, then why were you in an elevator to begin with?

takran 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:30

She couldn't aim for something that was... I don't know... not you? But seriously, she shouldn't be in an elevator if she's that badly claustrophobic. Take the stairs.

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:07

That's not so bad. You need to be there to take care of her.

flamencosketches 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 5:39

Bullshit? If she's that claustrophobic, she wouldn't ride in an elevator in the first place. Otherwise she's just stupid.

linzilady 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 7:12

Ick. That's just gross. Totally sweet of you to be there for your girlfriend though. You people need to stfu about a claustrophobic person being in an elevator. Most elevators don't randomly STOP mid-floor. It's usually a really short ride and then you're out! 2 hours is a different story! Besides, maybe there weren't stairs, you don't know. And how is claustrophobia supposed to come up on a first date? Seriously, do you people have NOTHING better to talk about on dates than your worst fears??? Not something you want random strangers to know, if it's just your first date. #25- ditto. :)

Pauline96_fml 20

Thursday 27 February 2014 23:30

It could come up if you start playing truth or dare in order to get to know the person better

tipsy337 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 22:14

Congrats for trying to comfort her even though it backfired. If I was you, I'd make that bitch owe me some favors. She definatly will swallow what I give her from now on.

clemagh 7

Friday 10 June 2016 6:54

Is your name tipsy becuse you use your account when you're drunk. Becuse that's in- humane.

Shyman4ever 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:24

Wow, they always have it at the wrong time.

bubblybrooke 12

Tuesday 11 August 2009 18:44

lmfao well if you were alone in the elevator you could just strip... ;) or even just down to your underwear, that WOULDNT be covered in puke. xP

cocaimy 0

Monday 1 February 2010 19:27

nicee.

MeganCello 8

Tuesday 9 November 2010 4:33

To all of you saying "Why is she in the elevator"...Uhm, a stairwell is smaller and narrower then an elevator. And in elevator takes 10 seconds to ride, so...