Dog Lover Struggles

By FML Videos - 10/10/2018 18:30

Dance like nobody's watching!

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Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 11 October 2018 1:15

I do that with my Great Dane all the time. Really builds that upper body strength.

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 11 October 2018 7:06

That's the vet I wanna bring my pet too she's awesome and hot😎😘

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Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 11 October 2018 1:15

I do that with my Great Dane all the time. Really builds that upper body strength.

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 11 October 2018 7:06

That's the vet I wanna bring my pet too she's awesome and hot😎😘

Ih8teenageangst 19

Friday 12 October 2018 20:41

That's a cat

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