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By getmoneyab - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Mexico

Today, I went to Cheesecake Factory for dinner. There was a hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something. So when he approached my table I asked, "Excuse me, do you have any salt?" and he said, "I think it's right there on the table." FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 924
You deserved it 68 494

Same thing different taste

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Tobunshi 0

Dear women, Men aren't as complicated as you think. Just say hi. Love, men.

Why would you need salt on your cheescake?

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ohhboyyy 0

Not a creeper. He's a waiter, it's salt. Jeez. Smooth lines by the way. That deff got u to his place that night. ;) don't be too hard on yourself though. Sometimes it's hard talking to someone really hot. Just think. Your getting closer already, one salt shaker at a time..... :)

haha i did that once but instead it was a watior at O'Charleys and it was ketchup... he was REALLY hott to...

u had to ask for salt??? i agree with # 1 u either ask for a refill or another drink

U shoulda just said " No, no. I meant wheres the pepper. No wait I meant the garlic, yeah garlic..."

You'd have been better off to say something like, "I'm sorry--I just think you're so nice looking". Then you'd have been able to tell from his reaction whether or not to leave it the hell alone. Now he just thinks you're blind, or stupid.

YDI for being stupid. It's not new that they put pepper & salt on the tables _before_ guests come in, right?

Tobunshi 0

Dear women, Men aren't as complicated as you think. Just say hi. Love, men.

__thatsjustfunny 0

aw, i get it, but salt was a bit too much. I'm sure between the time it took for him to see you and then approach your table you could have thought of something else...a drink perhaps, or ask for a fork or something since you "accidentally" dropped yours. But really, don't be too hard on yourself, not a big deal and i'm sure he forgot about it the next second. Cheesecake Factory is soooo busy all the time, he probably had too many customers asking for stuff.

wtfCorby 0

#18 ftw. too true. seriously though, YDI, you're just an idiot

YDI because it was really stupid, but hey, it's hard to think of something good when you're stressed out so no offense meant. :D But what #18 said, I think it applies for both men and women: Say hi! And #20, she isn't an idiot for saying something stupid. :) Make a difference between doing something stupid and being stupid. You ARE stupid if you drive over a railroad track and get hit by a train, even though essentially did something stupid, but this is trivial, she doesn't have to be an idiot to say something like that.