Health, Bodyshaming and Love: Subtle - FML

Subtle

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:28

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML

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By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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By missclitter - 09/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

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By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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By ImNotFat - 07/08/2013 06:04 - United States - Havertown

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML

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Top comments

katie_bby 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:49

elbow him during a herpes commercial.

laceyxx 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:12

#5, harsh ******. your boyfriend sounds like a jackass, but he could be kidding? #1, good idea, it would be perfect if a male enhancment commercial came on following that.

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whatchutalkinbou 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 23:21

wo xi huancayo chi Jo dan

confused_chick 0

Friday 11 June 2010 18:04

If my boyfriend did ANYTHING like that I would cut his dick off!!!

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 23 July 2010 23:23

And then you'd eat it, right? Chubby.

energo 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 0:41

Disproportionate retribution much? More like psycho_chick.

comedychick 1

Wednesday 30 June 2010 1:18

lmfaoo awe that amsucks

heyitsbrii 0

Friday 23 July 2010 19:38

maybe, just maybe he has a sense of humor?(:

nastyest 0

Friday 23 July 2010 23:12

Lmao..damn thats cold!

agent_102 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 0:09

eat shit :]

lOCODUlCExO 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 13:01

=) Next time , elbow him when an "Extenz" commercial comes on . That's a male enhancement pill. Haha.

chuk_norris_fml 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 8:14

Haha I'm retarded when i first read this I thought those were 2 separate sentences. I was reading it like: Today, during the trailer at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs. And smiled during an ad for a weightloss institute. FML And I was thinking, "okay.. so you got elbowed.. and your bf smiled... hmm where is the fml?"

Shmus 0

Monday 26 July 2010 4:54

I think... Maybe... He was hinting something... Do something about it? Or! Eat it up with the popcorn.

fmlgirl829 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 22:55

you know what u should of done just to annoy him stuff popcorn in your mouth right in front of his face! and why would u even date a loser like that if i were u i would be pretty pisssed D:

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