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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 22:53 - United States

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Today, I was looking at my recommendations on Amazon, which included several vibrators. Just a few days earlier I was looking at books on anger management. Amazon thinks I need to get laid. They're right. FML
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designedlikedice 0

This isn't bad at all. Just buy yourself a vibe and get over it. Not being sexually active isn't something to be upset about. EDIT: Hahah I got an ad for MasteringAnger.com on the side of this.

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burritobird 0

this is more amusing than anything else. its not that big of a deal

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Miss_Tyff 0

Hahaha. That's great. =)

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mattmag 0

well if you're female it isn't that hard to get laid. just ask random guys on the street. it may not be as romantic as you'd like, but it will work, trust me.

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rakhil11 7

XD luv the second-2-last sentence!!! (not counting FML as a sentence)

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youaresofucked 0

forget Jeeves. ASK Amazon! heh

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fractal47 2

Need to get laid? Wherebouts you located?

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Phobic_fml 14

make up something believable next time.

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bmt09 0

Couldn't everyone use a good lay... no matter how much you do or don't get it.

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illuminati_fml 0

OP: as long as you're not fat or hideous, i'll **** you....nahhh just kidding. you should probably buy a vibrator.

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Galpalxoxo 0

A vibrator doesnt help! I need some real action!!

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