Suitor

By PleaseDontBeSerious - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my daughter brought home her new boyfriend. He has a neck tattoo, and his life's dream is to be a professional "beer pong player." FML
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bredahl 26

I dislike people who stereotype others based on their tattoos. Just because someone has a tattoo, doesn't mean their bad. The way this FML was worded, it seemed like the person was not only making judgments on their terrible job choice, but their tattoo. The only FML I see is the boyfriend's poor choice in job interest.

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Chaylbs_Draco 8

Look at the bright side, she's not pregnant...... Yet....

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ally354 4

i cant remember the title but this line is copyed from a movie

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ally354 4

its from big bang theory pennys dad is telling lenord about one of pennys ex boyfriends and he had a neck tatoo and wanted to be an olimpic beer pong player

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apocalyptica_fml 9

So what! He just has a tattoo. Yes, I'm not fond of neck tattoos, but you're judging him because of a stinking tattoo! But I can see you saying something about the 'professional beer pong player' career. It just seems, that with the way this FML is written, that you're judging him on the tattoo more that the career path. You have issues if you have problems with tattoos.

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TheDrifter 23

And if the tattoo says "thug life" or "Chi Tonw", some tattoos only a fool would get, and they forever announce your idiocy to the world. I saw a fine "rebellious teenager" this week with a Charlie Manson swastika in his forehead. Where you say don't judge, I see idiocy on display.

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bredahl 26

There are plenty of people with neck tattoos that don't say "thug life", etc. The area you grew up in might be more common but mainstream "metal" (don't even take that seriously, I'm going off of what iTunes generalizes some musical artists as) bands such as Bring Me The Horizon, Suicide Silence, Of Mice and Men, etc., their frontmen have some really nice looking neck tats.

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BananerzFresh 12

Maybe that is the only boyfriend your daughter could get?

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bhowar5 1

This sounds like you took it from Big Bang theory

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SwaggCapone 11

oh my. that's catastrophic that he has a neck tattoo. better call the fbi and cia to warn of this hoodlum. people never cease to amaze me. I surely hope she is going out with him just to piss you off

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aimeesea75 16

There is nothing wrong with the tattoo part, but the beer pong is ridiculous.

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wetofour 7

This guy I like :) haha!

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