Parents, Teenagers and Kids: Suitor - FML

Suitor

By PleaseDontBeSerious - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my daughter brought home her new boyfriend. He has a neck tattoo, and his life's dream is to be a professional "beer pong player." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 617

You deserved it 3 653

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

bredahl 26

Sunday 4 November 2012 11:52

I dislike people who stereotype others based on their tattoos. Just because someone has a tattoo, doesn't mean their bad. The way this FML was worded, it seemed like the person was not only making judgments on their terrible job choice, but their tattoo. The only FML I see is the boyfriend's poor choice in job interest.

Chaylbs_Draco 8

Sunday 4 November 2012 11:25

Look at the bright side, she's not pregnant...... Yet....

Comments

klol_fml 11

Sunday 4 November 2012 13:33

scary dp...

beneckly 4

Sunday 4 November 2012 13:37

Not a tattoo?!? The HORROR

Dcm210 19

Sunday 4 November 2012 14:10

Some things become pro sports that shouldn't be.... Like poker.

Bliss391 7

Sunday 4 November 2012 14:12

Well with some people out there, she could have done worse. At least he has some kind of goals.

disbekable 7

Sunday 4 November 2012 14:28

There's nothing wrong with tattoos. The guy's ambitions on the other hand... Aren't so crash hot..

MorganBrown 8

Sunday 4 November 2012 14:38

I know this is off subject but I love your profile pic! Marilyn Manson

perdix 29

Sunday 4 November 2012 14:39

There is a National Beer Pong League. They have a World Series of Beer Pong with a grand prize of $50000. It's not my dream, but it is A dream.

yusaku02 20

Sunday 4 November 2012 14:58

She sure knows how to pick them. Combined they might have the IQ of a gerbil.

CharlieeBabiee 2

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:15

Hey skills like those are really high up on the redneck scale. But seriously.... Your daughter can't pick men.

charlestondale 7

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:48

I honestly don't see the problem with the tattoo, she may find that attractive I lot of people do but beer pong league? I feel sorry for you...

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9

Keywords

Embarrassing Miscellaneous Awkward Sleep Work Love Dating Am I overreacting? Annoying Health Parents Mental health Furniture Kids Friends Gross Public freakouts Fight Neighbours Cops Drugs Relatable Medication Dogs Animals Teenagers Ironic Video games Gamers Zoom

The Top

Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breastfeeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 433

You deserved it 21 176

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 809

You deserved it 64

The Top

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 482

You deserved it 11 506

Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 811

You deserved it 1 969

Today, in France, a "Vaccine Pass" is needed to do most things. Some family members came to visit, but as they aren't vaccinated they usually just stay home. They told us that we're dangerous, because we carry "millions of viruses" from the vaccine, and it will be our fault if they get Covid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 066

You deserved it 215

Today, I was on the subway and there was a guy yelling, "Regret your sins and devote yourself to God right now." Another man got up from his seat and told him, "I work 12 hours a day and all I want is to go home and rest, you shut the fuck up or I'll make you meet God personally." FML

I agree, your life sucks 942

You deserved it 237

Today, I had to give a presentation at school about King Richard III. I realized too late that someone had changed his name to "King Dick" on all the slides. My little sister later broke into hysterics and confessed this had been her April Fool's prank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 049

You deserved it 2 988

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 954

You deserved it 4 190