The hell that is dating

By Laura - 15/07/2023 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He told me his wife had filed for divorce this morning (I had no idea he had ever been married) and then he sent me the e-receipt for my nachos along with his Venmo handle. FML
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JackWood 20

A catch like that makes you wonder why his wife is filing for divorce.

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cuz803 44

Here's a good opportunity to get some exercise going. RUN!!!!!!

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JackWood 20

A catch like that makes you wonder why his wife is filing for divorce.

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cuz803 44

Here's a good opportunity to get some exercise going. RUN!!!!!!

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RichardPencil 30

Send him a few thousand dollars so he can hire a great divorce lawyer and be yours all the sooner!

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core01 30

Divorce lawyers aren't cheap. He needs his nacho money back!

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core01 30

Send him a response with, "not-yo money either"

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ODBeefalo 10

I know it's 2023 but if it isn't discussed prior or the girl doesn't jump for the bill, the standard is the guys pays for the first date in NA at least (Im not saying im for it, just the standing paradigm until people do something different long enough). this sounds like he believes you owe him ass or cash for the food. block his number and move on, don't pay him.

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