Kids, Creepypasta and Scary: Supernatural

Supernatural

By rongo12 - 11/05/2012 21:41

Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML

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By void bowels() { cry(); } - 26/11/2014 20:45 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

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By fsfs - 17/08/2013 16:27 - Germany - Kiel

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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By Lilly_28 - 11/08/2009 14:01 - United States

Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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By Scaredshitless - 03/02/2010 13:48 - France

Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 23:19 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 12 May 2012 0:57

I would've done the same thing. I've seen to many scary movies to know a little young boy in your house is a bad sign.

twifan1901 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 0:57

You're not cool enough to be haunted op

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cathyli623 6

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:27

What a man...

friedbunnies 9

Saturday 12 May 2012 22:07

Is your wife in the habit of collecting little children?

merser 7

Saturday 12 May 2012 22:56

Rofl!

Chad_the_Brony 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 2:54

I'd probably act the same way too. I'd try to fit my fat body through the small toilet window in a panic, too.

G1ZZY 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 3:46

I wouldve done the same

Headcrab 29

Sunday 13 May 2012 4:16

Idiot. Ghosts... hahaha.

Cigar 11

Sunday 13 May 2012 4:20

I haven't laughed this much in a while.

fanaticdragon 10

Sunday 13 May 2012 14:17

Jack Torrance, is that you?

Breezy4sheezy 2

Sunday 13 May 2012 19:51

Yeah...ghosts make the "bitch" come out of most any man. LOL!

PIE_In_a_SKILLET 6

Monday 14 May 2012 1:37

Wife "What's wrong?!" Husband "Oh, oh... sorry... I just thought that boy was a ghost..." Wife "... ..."

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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend with candles and a sexy outfit. When he came in, he insisted that we needed music to help set the mood. Thirty minutes later, he's still searching for a song. FML

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Supernatural

Same thing different taste

Not a morning person

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