Lmao!

Hey, kids can be creepy.. no shame op, no shame.

It's understandable, even if some commenters want to say otherwise. I apparently nearly called the cops on the garbage man last year... I think. My parents were out of town and I was housesitting for them when at some point the dog went nuts. That's when I saw a man walking around the backyard bellow the kitchen window and he went under the deck. I called my mom panicking and she calmed me down. She figures it was just the trash man who were checking to see if my trashcan was out back since I forgot to put it out while my parents were gone. He thought he was doing us a favour and probably didn't realize a woman alone would freak at seeing a guy walking through her yard!

Your first thought was that he was a ghost?

No need to be ashamed op, I woulda flipped out too.

Frankly, YDI for believing in ghosts.

Dude, I don't fault you for thinking it was a ghost [even though I don't believe in them], but it seems to me that it might help to stay cool in the presence of the dead. Try talking to it, them maybe you won't make a fool of yourself... too much.

This is probably the funniest FML I've ever read!! So hilarious. Made my day

I don't know why but when you said " I screamed at the top of my lungs" I imagined a girl scream, and busted out laughing. I watch to many cartoons.

****** hilarious!!!