Sex and Love: Surprise! - FML

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 16:06 - Belgium - Poperinge

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend broke things off, because he says I have a "horrible, horrible personality" and that I'm only really fuck-buddy material, which is a problem because he wants something long-term. We've been dating for three years. FML

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You deserved it 3 919

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The old "It's not you, it's me"

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 14/07/2022 01:00 - United States - Fremont

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 772

You deserved it 327

Dirty old man

By kat124ever - 07/01/2013 08:35 - United States - Apo

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too "high maintenance". And that's because I ask him to use condoms when we have sex, and I refuse to invite my friends over for threesomes. I don't know why I'm not actually glad we are broken up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 875

You deserved it 5 988

By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

I agree, your life sucks 89 486

You deserved it 6 998

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 832

You deserved it 3 967

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 214

You deserved it 2 157

Alexa, play "A Man Needs a Maid" by Neil Young

By Anonymous - 28/07/2023 10:00 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after concluding we're not compatible at all. He said he knew it all along, but he thought I was "good for all the house stuff." FML

I agree, your life sucks 774

You deserved it 164

By brokenhearted - 19/01/2016 14:59 - Sweden - Kung?lv

Today, I told my boyfriend he's the only good thing left in my life. That's not a healthy relationship dynamic, he said, and ended up breaking up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 052

You deserved it 3 577

By rejected - 29/01/2010 14:14 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me but didn't "love" me. He did this 30 minutes after we'd hooked up and said we loved each other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 720

You deserved it 4 971

By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 622

You deserved it 6 486

By PunkChik27 - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 129

You deserved it 4 469

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Top comments

HomelessDonut 9

Saturday 20 September 2014 5:06

Something is wrong with him!

Pingvinai 37

Saturday 20 September 2014 5:07

He's an asshole, but at least you found out about it 3 years into it and not 30. Hope you find somebody that appreciates you.

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squarecircles 13

Saturday 20 September 2014 22:32

Sounds like he's the one with the horrible personality and now you can move on to better things :)

Epickitty58 29

Sunday 21 September 2014 21:55

For putting up with him for three years, you definitely deserve someone who loves you like Kanye loves Kanye.

jinx1995 12

Monday 22 September 2014 5:36

Maybe you do have a horrible personality though

klane1012 2

Monday 22 September 2014 8:18

He's cheating on u

Byere 4

Monday 22 September 2014 19:02

Look at it this way... Do you really WANT to be with someone who thinks that about you?

daughternature 7

Thursday 25 September 2014 4:02

We'll at least you know how shitty he is and you can move on to someone better.

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Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

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Today, I was been accused of stealing lunches from the fridge at work. I’m a huge germaphobe and would NEVER eat someone else’s food, but because I’m the fattest one in the office, everyone automatically blamed me. Hashtag fatgirlproblems. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML

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You deserved it 342

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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You deserved it 10 731

Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML

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You deserved it 3 696

Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 569

You deserved it 4 607

Today, I called my husband asking what kind of flute I'm supposed to pick up for our daughter, as she wants to play an instrument at school. Over the phone, my husband told me, “It’s a skin flute.” The man behind the music store counter wasn't sure how to respond when I told him what I needed. FML

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Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

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You deserved it 3 792