Poopoo peepee and Kids: Surprise!

Surprise!

By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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By not_trained_for_this - 18/11/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By failedfather - 16/12/2013 16:34 - Australia - Ferntree Gully

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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Good job

By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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By CrappyDay - 20/08/2013 17:14 - United States

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 10 February 2012 16:16

Congratulations! Did you want a prize for doing your job?

liy223 6

Friday 10 February 2012 16:18

'Little boys' have accidents sometimes. Your responsible for him while he's with you, so doesn't that make it part of your job?

Comments

SoSickWithIt 14

Friday 10 February 2012 16:33

He's a big boy now.

Clamcreepy 7

Friday 10 February 2012 16:35

Lil boy: "hey lady, I crap my pants wipe my shit so I can go get that bitch on monkey bars. she's not to fond of the smell."

Burrito_Time 5

Friday 10 February 2012 16:39

Proudly showed you his crap!!!

Ferretface 13

Friday 10 February 2012 23:33

Yes, the FML does say that. Was there a point to your comment?

Pinkfl0yd 9

Friday 10 February 2012 16:43

Ydi because that's part of the job, yet it still surprises you that something like that can happen.

silentbutfunny 0

Friday 10 February 2012 16:55

Ydi cause thats part of the job? Dude, i bet you it wasnt in the job description

Pinkfl0yd 9

Friday 10 February 2012 17:10

When I worked at a summer camp for special needs kids, they let us know that kind of stuff would happen. If you don't think working with little kids won't be disgusting or gross in some way, you're sadly mistaken.

silentbutfunny 0

Friday 10 February 2012 17:45

Im just going to say without trying to ve meen aboit it, special needs kids (hence the name) are different. Im assuming op's camp is with regular kids, ASSUMING around 5. Pretty much the age you dont have to worry about it. If it was something that normally happend, op would probably be informed beforehand.

silentbutfunny 0

Friday 10 February 2012 17:47

Ok around 5-7, any younger than it should be expected

Pinkfl0yd 9

Friday 10 February 2012 17:48

Crazy shit happens at every age.

silentbutfunny 0

Friday 10 February 2012 18:04

Do you shit your pants currently and have thr nearest employee whip it off? Betcha THAT wasnt in their job description

silentbutfunny 0

Friday 10 February 2012 20:29

Acually if you had diarrea then maybe... Sorry for my sudden outburst.... Ill crawl in a hole once again

FargoG 3

Friday 10 February 2012 17:04

The boy got game.

coolstorybro6 6

Friday 10 February 2012 17:09

Lol sux for u!!

JenniferTheDark 0

Friday 10 February 2012 17:21

Well, it's all part of the job...unless they're over 8...

sugaryspice 5

Friday 10 February 2012 17:27

I understand that it was gross but when you work with kids you have to expect to deal with something nasty every now and then. Maybe if it bothers you so much you should ask to work with a different age group or something.