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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I noticed a weird smell coming from my four year-old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet, for when she "can't make it in time." FML
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Misil 0

...FML constantly makes me not want children.

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KiwiExchange 16

that sucks hahaha

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officeradvil 8

I think you meant "it's a shitty situation."

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theten_fml 9

I never heard that one before 6

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Your daughter is WINNING!

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Jonscarl 0

better that then all over her bed or floor

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epicenur 2

my grandma did that, except she has alsheimer's

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tulsafmlya 0

When I can't make it I shit where I an standing

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summerbaybay 0

I miss being able to get away with shit like that.

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ydi_4_suking 20

you could probably still get away with it. but that would just be even weirder and gross

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aardvarkish 16

Or kinky. I guess it depends on your outlook.

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chlorinegreen 27

or she could just poop in the toilet?

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JenL_fml 7

The one that was left in the middle of the road?

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JoshForever 0

your daughter is pretty nasty sorry but true!

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XxKaittxX 0

She's little asshole. At least she didn't go in her pants.

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OfficialxAmber 0

She's a little girl who thought it was a good idea. She didn't know any better.

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perdix 29

Aw, that's cute. . . and it will be until she's about 24 and still living at home.

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evildemonchild 18

perdix strikes again. a job well done 

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smk_foo 7

it's funny how she thinks likes a boy and uses a can to piss off in aha

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khristina_marie 0

I believe you're missing a word or two in that comment

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SmallyBigs 9

21: does your iPhone ever die? :S

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insanesna1l 0

I want external solar for mine. oh and op, sucks to be u

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kei1108 13

that's a little sexist... just a little.

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Ryonix 0

sounds Like a...shitty situation

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Happygofucky 0

No. No. No. NO. PLEASE GOD NO. MAKE THEM STOP.

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LoneStarTexan 6

Seems like 20s having a...shitty time

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cptmorgan15 2

I might shit my pants I'm laughing so hard.

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beastboy103 0

what, you cant make it to the trash can

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