Poopoo peepee, Gross, Smells and Kids: Suspicious

Suspicious

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I noticed a weird smell coming from my four year-old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet, for when she "can't make it in time." FML

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Misil 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:49

...FML constantly makes me not want children.

LemonBlue 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 8:21

eh, I still do that.

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nad0728 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 13:38

that suck but alleast she wasn't going on the floor

jrphonda 5

Thursday 24 March 2011 22:26

Lolz.

CorinnaHEY 6

Friday 25 March 2011 2:44

lol

Kelseyk96 7

Sunday 27 March 2011 0:28

HAHA! thats awesomee!(:

kainpwnsu 19

Sunday 27 March 2011 5:06

That happened to ME, today. I thought of this post. Thanks for the jinx.

penelopeboythorn 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 15:19

she is working on her problem solving skills.

AllieTheAwesome 0

Monday 28 March 2011 11:25

Omg my brother did the same thing but only twice. Once in the trash can and once under his bed

lslinker04 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 4:57

my oldest daughter did that with a plastic Easter basket

kayPandastyle 15

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:26

On the "bright side" at least she didn't shit on ur floors lol XD but fyl

penguin0206 0

Friday 17 June 2011 2:26

didn't u notice from the smell?

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Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML

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Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML

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