Sweet talker

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 13:47 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we have sex." He thinks that's a compliment. FML
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Nurisaintlucy 0

This is a compliment, usually if a guy didn't care about you he wouldn't stay for the cuddling

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skitzofreniks 5

the sooner you understand a guys compliments, the longer you stay in a relationship with us.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

that's not a compliment?

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skinflint 6

I told my GF the same thing. She was the only girl I ever dated where I didn't wish her place had an escape hatch or at a minimum that she came with a post coital mute button. I married her.

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JDMoriarty 1

It IS a compliment - how could it not be?

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bqthehumorist 2

OP, that really is a compliment. Be happy.

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simsimma88 0

That actually was a compliment you genius

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abrownboy15 1

Perrty big compliment in my book. Especially since I've used this compliment before too xD

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eaze_ya_miind 1

That's not a fml, put your big girl panties on :P

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CynicalDepressio 6

Yeah, um, idk if you've ever had a bf before, but coming from us guys, that is most definetely a compliment.

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