Classy

By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
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Fx13mz 7

I'm stealing that line from him.

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ambowew 7

Time to point to his hand and say 'no, but you're gonna be shaking it yourself tonight.'

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Comments

SpectSelf 0

hahahahaha awesome

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jess2gd4u 0

men are so funny. my hubby slighty indicates by bobbing my head down when we are kissing. they must really enjoy it!

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Boygenius50 8

The man is a pro.

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PurpleRae420 0

What a douche

bagginzy 14

Thumbs up this comment to have PurpleRae kicked off FML

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IceeCreamm 7

PurpleRae240 - You get so much thumbs down, is that not a sign?

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Gnarlltrugg 0

and that, boys and girls, is how to get blown.

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Mitcha857 0

purplerae, for once spare us from your dumb comments and STFU!

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arianylas 3

Ugh, what an asshole. You're there making out with him, and all he wants is a ********. Just say "sure honey, why don't we make it a 69, so I get mine too?" Everyone wins!

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scottishandrew1 0

and that's why you will marry a rich guy right there!!... great attitude ; )

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deliciouscake 3

I need to share a beer with this man so we can exchange "Wisdom."

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4fencer 0

He's right it isn't. It is your job to suck it for him.

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TheJester12 15

apparantly women don't understand the concept of " blue balls" . if you're gonna make out with the guy at least help him out. he's right, it ain't gonna suck itself :p

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marcranger 28

that was clearly a hint that he wanted you to remove some of his ribs so he can do it himself.

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princessRiRi97 0

can you say that into the microphone?? if u didnt get that read the next comment up it fits this FML perfectly!

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agSWAAAAG 0

217-you?! I would have NEVER guessed!!! :0

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ShakeMeDown 12

52 so if I was making out with you you would automatically.... eh 'speak into the mic'

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Jojo08_fml 0

Hahah yeah buddy!

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leprechaun23 15

the fact that you're a woman and u said it is AMAZING*bows down*

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no65438 0

I loveeee your bf!! haha(:

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hoodasswhitekid 0

217- let me get your number ;)

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Fx13mz 7

I'm stealing that line from him.

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jaidonsafira 0

I said it first. Giggity.

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canttouchthis90 0

next time you tell him it's not gonna lick itself

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jaidonsafira 0

Giggity Giggity Goo!!

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fighterboy11 7

Dude I already stole it and unlike this chick it worked to some extent

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GetOwnedPuppy 0

ikr, that's rich!

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babyyappld 7

wow. at least he tells you what he wants....

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ImaWiseGuy 5

haha.. ladies, if you wanna get ahead you gotta give some head...

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SunDropGirl 0

that piece of advice fit your name wise guy;)

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swdsc 2

I need one I haven't had one in a week

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blo1983 0

do you have yahoo messenger?

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ambowew 7

Time to point to his hand and say 'no, but you're gonna be shaking it yourself tonight.'

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DjeePee 24

If I was OP I would have said: "You're right, honey, you may start immediately with eating me out if you're so impatient!" Or I would have laughed and opened his pants. As long as he does something in return, this isn't a FML neither a YDI.

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WOGBRO 6

Don't say that it isn't an FML I got banned for saying that.

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JayBear14 11

offer to remove some of his ribs for him?? :)

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OneNightStan 2

thats why your prob single

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lonewolf6613 4

71 why his ribs?

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JayBear14 11

Marlyn Manson had a couple of his ribs removed if I am correct so he would be able to bend down and give himself a *******. I think thats what the boyfriend should do :)

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ready4dis 0

Sounds romantic, did you follow through?

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Brezhna 0

Love, if it could suck itself you wouldn't have been invited round, that's for sure.

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TheBeatlesAreLov 0

Well...it's not. That would be freaky (awesome) if it did.

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