Intimacy: Sweet talker - FML

Sweet talker

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 13:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we have sex." He thinks that's a compliment. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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By robm - 26/07/2010 20:15 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML

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By JessicaandGhazi - 09/06/2020 08:04

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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Classy

By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML

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Bad timing

By KrissyBearr - 31/12/2011 01:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

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By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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Top comments

Nurisaintlucy 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:44

This is a compliment, usually if a guy didn't care about you he wouldn't stay for the cuddling

skitzofreniks 5

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:54

the sooner you understand a guys compliments, the longer you stay in a relationship with us.

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fyl12345678901 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:41

what did want him to do ask u to play pool

LilBerr 3

Sunday 24 April 2011 6:03

hontesly I think that's kinda sweet in a guyish way :)

KasCiaYr 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 6:42

Why do girls always complain about the way guys are? And they say that GUYS are not sensitive to their needs... huh?

ryno00005 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 22:17

that really is a good compliment trust me

Khaz_fml 1

Monday 25 April 2011 0:32

I honestly can't figure out what's wrong with that... I mean, it's not ideal for that to be *how* he knows he loves you, but it's good that he wants you to stick around. It means he wants more than just sex.

13bjohnson3 0

Monday 25 April 2011 2:34

I would take it as a compliment lol

jmarie04 0

Monday 25 April 2011 3:35

Take it as a compliment, it's kinda sweet. At least you know he enjoys being with you in and OUT of bed!

fmltiligothigh 0

Monday 25 April 2011 21:42

this is a goos thing lol plus hes honest and loves you not an fml

whosechairisthat 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:20

guys are pussy hungry ass holes. thats all

jaramia20 5

Tuesday 26 April 2011 11:06

As your not a guy and I am , I'm going to clue you in on something . IT IS A COMPLAMENT !!!!

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